Sunday, June 13, 2010

Introduction to the Elimination Starvation (alternate title: "It's easy to plan to starve yourself when you're fat dumb and happy")

Mega: How does one go about convincing someone else to starve themselves for better health? First, get an allergy or autoimmune disease. I picked a doosie...gluten. Next, grumble about it only occasionally. Too much is annoying, so be careful. You just want to generate sympathy. And finally, pick the right person to do it with (someone that is easily persuadable).

Low: (Starve Date T minus 1) A more appropriate answer to Mega's question above about how to convince someone to starve themselves for better health would be as follows: withholding, manipulation, and general passive-aggressive behavior. Not that this is what Mega is doing, that's just how I would do it. I think I just fall under the category of generally submissive and easy going.

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